So there’s this person who sits opposite RCUK and mans the BikeMagic desk. Next to him sits young Alex “Tiger” Perry, GOLFMagic staff writer. Between them lies a collection of boxes filled with items of potential interest to either BikeMagic or GOLFMagic readers; golf clubs and cycle components, basically.

Says BikeMagic bloke to Tiger; “Show me one of those nice new clubs of yours. I get bored of looking at bikes all day.”

It’s possible, I guess. But wanting to look at a golf club instead?